Shippity




riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.



#to do

alisonsgotthewineglass:

suburbsclone:

Friend: Alison is such a bitch.

Me: And a lover.

Friend: Yeah, sure, but -

Me: She’s a child.

Friend: Oh, no. Stop -

Me: AND A MOTHER

Friend: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

Me: SHE’S A SINNER SHE’S A SAINT SHE DOES NOT FEEL ASHAMED

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Via KendraLynora's Blog


#orphan black

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

(Source: micdotcom)


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annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.


Via: it's all happening

#MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

(Source: veryraresecrete)

Via Green is the color of my envy.




heathers-rivera:

lets play guess what just happened in the glee fandom



#Internet I leave you alone for ONE second...


(Source: perrabasica)




"It’s not that I’m indecisive, I just really don’t mind things, because when I know what I want, I’ll put my foot down!"

zodiacsociety:

- Libra (zodiacsociety)

Via Zodiac Society


#about me




gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

Via frayed at the ends


#ahaha #relevant #ladyloving ladies

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)


Via: The marks humans leave are too often scars

#ahaha




rookiegandh:

mashable:

Life gave this dog lemons and this dog was like “HAHAHA TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!”

[via]

Fuck, here’s some inspiration.


Via: Also known as KiwiPhoenix or Plush Panda

#hoppity #hoppity hop

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